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By celebutaint on February 11, 2010 12:20 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Maria, Maria

By celebutaint on October 21, 2009 5:56 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Cuteness..

Video Review: Goo-Goo Dolls "Let Love In"

By celebutaint on October 31, 2006 1:51 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Ed.Note: Don't know why they keep sending me this stuff, but what the hell, might as well hand it off to Sweepea to review, ya know? Enjoy.] By: Sweepea I like the Goo-Goo Dolls. So when asked to review the video for "Let Love In," I was pretty satisfied. Unfortunately I've been fighting a cold for the past week and a half, so I sat in front of my comp in a sort of antihistamine haze. But pressing onward

Celebutaint Pop: The Slumber Party Girls Album Review

By celebutaint on October 12, 2006 11:28 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Ed.Note: First off, I should say that there was no way I was going to review this album. Imagine my surprise when a little guy like me with a website entitled "Celebutaint" gets a cd in the mail with a pic of a bunch of pre teen girls called The Slumber Party Girls? If I were catholic, I would've went to confession. But instead, I just tried not to think of the uncomfortable thoughts I was having and handed off the cd to our resident Crappy Pop cd reviewer, The World Famous Sweepea. Enjoy.] By: Sweepea When I think of slumber parties, I think of sixth grade, pillow fights, and making myself sick by eating 32 marshmallows in a game of 'Fuzzy Bunny.' But in no way do I think of five sixteen-year-old girls singing about "playas" that they discovered in homeroom. Unfortunately, I'm not making this up. The newly-formed pop group "The Slumber Party Girls" have their own Saturday morning television show as host of "KOL Secret Slumber Party" on CBS. (KOL is the kids' version of AOL, so this whole program is one big marketing tool already.) The show is actually more like a sandwich around animated and live-action shows, concluding with "Dance Revolution," a dance-off on which the SPG's serve as the house band. Well, of course this meant that an album had to be made. Fittingly titled Dance Revolution, it is completely mindless but not in a fun way. Targeting 9 to 13-year-olds with their tart and pitchy sounds (even one of the tracks is called 'Bubblegum' -- a horrid, horrid song that should only be used for torture), the album's lyrics are badly lacking in any type of style.