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Haikuesday #1

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Whats up boys and girls. We here at the Celebutaint Offices thought it would be nice to give something back to all our loyal fans, and also give you a forum to express yourselves creatively. So today we're debuting Haikuesday. A new feature to the site that would allow you to tap into that dirty little mind of yours and come up with something vile to elaborate on. A Haiku (for those who never made it to 5th grade) is a poem style originally from Japan with a 5-7-5 syllable count, centering around the great mysteries of the lower Taintular region which was discovered during the end of the bung dynasty, right around the time Jesus died or was born, I think . Anyway, we encourage submissions, but please try to stick to the format. 5-7-5 + Taintisms= Blog gold. And don't be afraid to slam others if their haikus suck ass, just do it in verse. Happy short sentence writing. -Prof. Crabman Oh yeah, here's one to get you started....
I'm famous down low,
No. not my boys nor my hole,
my Taints' the Star. Yo. My taint is mighty,
my taint is so full of spunk,
He'll fight you right now, you little ass punk!
do I know my taints a he?
it stands when I pee, it shouts with such glee
when there's fe-taint on tv!
Oh REJOICE! Praise GOD, for blessing me with
the best taint in history.
Hitlers taint sucked ass.

Haikuesday #1

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haikuesday.jpgWhats up boys and girls. We here at the Celebutaint Offices thought it would be nice to give something back to all our loyal fans, and also give you a forum to express yourselves creatively. So today we're debuting Haikuesday. A new feature to the site that would allow you to tap into that dirty little mind of yours and come up with something vile to elaborate on. A Haiku (for those who never made it to 5th grade) is a poem style originally from Japan with a 5-7-5 syllable count, centering around the great mysteries of the lower Taintular region which was discovered during the end of the bung dynasty, right around the time Jesus died or was born, I think . Anyway, we encourage submissions, but please try to stick to the format. 5-7-5 + Taintisms= Blog gold. And don't be afraid to slam others if their haikus suck ass, just do it in verse. Happy short sentence writing. Prof. Crabman Oh yeah, here's one to get you started....
I'm famous down low,
No. not my boys nor my hole,
my Taints' the Star. Yo. My taint is mighty,
my taint is so full of spunk,
He'll fight you right now, you little ass punk!
do I know my taints a he?
it stands when I pee, it shouts with such glee
when there's fe-taint on tv!
Oh REJOICE! Praise GOD, for blessing me with
the best taint in history.
Hitlers taint sucked ass.
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