




Hm.. I so wanna say that her twat is big enough to drive that truck into, but I'm a bigger person than that.

Listen, we're a new site and sometimes you just gotta gank some shit. I stole this pic from the geniuses over at The Bastardly for a couple reasons. First off, Eva Longoria is hot. Secondly, she sleeps with anything that shoots baskets, impersonates dead singers, or ruins billion dollar sci-fi franchises. And thirdly, I wanted to use the word terrycloth in a post.