November 2006 Archives

Without argument, one of the hottest girls in this town. Happy birthday!

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By: Sweepea The phrases "platinum blonde" and "blonde bombshell" didn't exist before Jean Harlow. Harlean Carpentier, who later became Jean Harlow, was born in Kansas City, Missouri, on March 3, 1911. She was considered a sexpot back in the day. In her own words, she bluntly explains her success: "Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere. Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal their husband. At least not for long." In the beginning she was having trouble finding roles in feature movies, but eventually she landed her first big role in Howard Hughes' World War I epic "Hell's Angels" in 1930, which turned out to be a smash hit. Not long after the film's debut, Hughes sold her contract to MGM where her career shot to extraordinary heights. Her appearance in "Platinum Blonde" (1931) cemented her role as America's new sex symbol. Her life off-screen is even more intriguing. She reportedly never wore underwear and would use ice on her nipples right before shooting a scene in order to appear sexier. Surprising everyone, she married writer/director Paul Bern, a man known throughout Hollywood as being impotent and possibly homosexual. Jean didn't seem to mind the rumors. But it was the end of their marriage that created the biggest scandal in Hollywood. Barely 2 months after their marriage, Joan found Bern shot to death in his bathroom. His death was ruled officially as a suicide, but his so-called suicide note is still open to interpretation. Doubts arose over whether it's written in his own handwriting, and there was a question as to its meaning. Was it merely an apology that was to be attached to a gift written weeks before? The note read: Dearest dear, Unfortunately this is the only way to make good the frightful wrong I have done you and wipe out my abject humiliation. I love you. Paul ...P.S. You understand last night was only a comedy. It was revealed later that the P.S. may refer to Bern's sordid last night alive. Rumors circulated that the couple struggled with Bern's impotence and incorporated sex toys in their lovemaking, seriously damaging Harlow's career. Harlow never publicly commented on the matter, but she was interviewed by detectives and appeared before a grand jury. Some believe he was murdered by a crazed former lover who was found floating in the Sacramento River the day following his death. Others believe Jean was somehow involved but was being protected by MGM's head Louis B. Mayer - a man who was consistent in covering up for his stars. Jean made several films after Bern's death, but she was struck down by kidney failure and died in 1937, at the staggeringly young age of 26. During her short life, she made over 40 films, creating an amazing legacy for herself in such a short time period. NSFW Pics:

I'm going to make these tiny thumbs because I'm posting these from work and don't have time to add a censor to them. Also, I could give a shit. Enjoy, Pervs. Ultra Pervy Shots:
[My Drunkenstepfather]

Newly single for all of what, two weeks and Brit thinks she can just jump right into the ring with these two. Shit, trying to hang with Paris and Lohan so fast is like me taking up boxing last week and stepping into the ring with Tyson to spar. She'll either wise up or be dead in a week.

Be back next week..

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Mischa Barton in "The OH in Ohio"
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As long as she's not talking or "acting," I can deal with Mischa all day.. Enjoy.

By: Sweepea Steaming with sexuality and incredibly photogenic, Rita was dazzling in Technicolor, making her gorgeous flowing tresses her most memorable feature. Born into a family of professional dancers, Margarita Carmen Cansino danced on stage beginning at the age of six. She had a movie contract by the age of 16, but she paid the price for fame: she changed her name from Cansino to Hayworth, worked two long years in B movies, and had painful electrolysis to raise her hairline. Hollywood and the public began to take notice when Rita starred with Cary Grant in Howard Hawks' Only Angels Have Wings. Soon she was in great demand in Hollywood. The "love goddess" image was solidified in 1941 with Bob Landry's Life magazine photograph of her kneeling on a bed in silky lingerie, which became one of the most requested wartime pinups. (You may remember the image from The Shawshank Redemption.) But her most iconic role came in 1946 when she played a tawdry seductress in Gilda. Naturally shy and reclusive, Hayworth was the exact opposite of the characters she played. She once stated, "Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda and woke up with me." Those who knew her best knew she was quiet and reclusive. Unfortunately from the age of 42, Rita was practically helpless due to Alzheimer's disease. The illness limited Rita's control and restricted her career. She worried friends with her erratic behavior, and ignorant of the effects of Alzheimer's, many thought she was going insane. But her death raised awareness of the ailment; in 1987 she passed away at the age of 68, and her daughter has been hosting the annual Rita Hayworth Charity Gala for the Alzheimer's Association ever since.

Yeah, I know it's an old set, but fuck it, I've been lazy lately and as I drunkenly searched for some new taint in my non-triumpherant return to world of binary near-porn diary writing, this is all I could find that was even half interesting, so enjoy.

To celebrate the release of Borat's new Movie, SorryIGotDrunk & Celebutaint are having a little contest of our own and even womens are invited to try and win! High Five! - 1 Grand Prize Winner gets Soundtrack & Poster - 2 Runner Ups get a Poster & Sticker All you have to do is send an email to: Celebutaint@gmail.com with the subject line "BORAT" before midnight on 11/17 and we will pick the three winners that weekend. Good Luck Everyone!!

To celebrate the release of Borat's new Movie, SorryIGotDrunk & Celebutaint are having a little contest of our own and even womens are invited to try and win! High Five! - 1 Grand Prize Winner gets Soundtrack & Poster - 2 Runner Ups get a Poster & Sticker All you have to do is send an email to: Celebutaint@gmail.com with the subject line "BORAT" before midnight on 11/17 and we will pick the three winners that weekend. Good Luck Everyone!!

I can NOT get enough of this damn girl and if she doesn't get another show or movie or something soon I'll just have to continue to scour the internetwebs for pic after pic. Damn. [4tang]

Although last night the redemption seemed to begin, with well, you know, if you watched it and even though after next week they disappear for THIRTEEN FREAKIN WEEKS, but oh well. At least we get Taye Diggs in Groundhog Day/Daybreak.. Whatever. Ha!

By: Sweepea Joi Lansing was born Joyce Wassmansdorff in Salt Lake City, Utah on April 6, 1929. A buxom blonde model and actress, her earliest work was as a model, which eventually led to a weak film career. On television she appeared on "The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickcock," "I Love Lucy," and "The Beverly Hillbillies" in a recurring role. Joi took a hiatus from films in 1950 while she concentrated on her modeling career. In 1951, she married fellow actor Lance Fuller almost immediately after both had made brief appearances in the 1952 hit musical "Singin' in the Rain." Fuller also acted in a number of B-films throughout the 1950s, including "This Island Earth" (featured in "MST3K: The Movie") and "The Bride and the Beast," written by Ed Wood. Lansing's marriage to Fuller lasted longer than many other celeb unions, ending 2 years later. With her film career dwindling, Lansing utilized her gorgeous figure to return to modeling. In 1972, Joi worked on her last film, "Bigfoot." Sadly, she had been diagnosed with breast cancer and died at the age of 44 on August 7, 1972 in Santa Monica, California. She never got to see her last film, released the following year. Unfortunately Lansing was limited by her beauty, being used by Hollywood as more of a showpiece than a serious actress.