October 2006 Archives
[Ed.Note: Don't know why they keep sending me this stuff, but what the hell, might as well hand it off to Sweepea to review, ya know? Enjoy.]
By: Sweepea
I like the Goo-Goo Dolls. So when asked to review the video for "Let Love In," I was pretty satisfied. Unfortunately I've been fighting a cold for the past week and a half, so I sat in front of my comp in a sort of antihistamine haze. But pressing onward
To: celebutaint@gmail.comNot sure if Mark thinks that Jessica runs the site or if I'm still dating her and can answer the question, but either way, we know Mark should probably leave the house or at least start using question marks. Love ya, Mark. Thanks for reading. You're email will be passed along to Jessica?
Date: Oct 24, 2006 9:53 PM
Subject: Hello Dear Jessica Simpson,
Do you have a boyfriend now
From,
Mark P.
To: celebutaint@gmail.com Date: Oct 24, 2006 9:53 PM Subject: Hello Dear Jessica Simpson,Not sure if Mark thinks that Jessica runs the site or if I'm still dating her and can answer the question, but either way, we know Mark should probably leave the house or at least start using question marks. Love ya, Mark. Thanks for reading. You're email will be passed along to Jessica?
Do you have a boyfriend now
From,
Mark P.
I realize that I've posting a ton of pics of this chick recently, but she's everywhere and there really isn't a whole hell of a lot of other shit at there to throw up here on the site, so you get mediocre InFuckinStyle pics. That is until she does Playboy and we crash the internet. But until then.. Enjoy these.
~ Britney Spears set for a Halloween comeback ~
[celeb|itchy] ~ Lindsay Lohan has a huge cameltoe ~
[starpower.tv] ~ Britney Hits The Gym One More Time ~
[junkiness] ~ The Bastardly Minute With... Melissa Tkautz ~
[bastardly] ~ Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Play Lesbian Lovers ~
[egotastic] ~ Jennifer Ellison 2007 Calendar Pictures ~
[popoholic] ~ A Vida Guerra Picture Moment ~
[hollywoodtuna] ~ Salma Hayek soaking wet ~
[horny oyster] ~ Kelly Brook's Lingerie Adventure ~
[derek hail]
[celeb|itchy] ~ Lindsay Lohan has a huge cameltoe ~
[starpower.tv] ~ Britney Hits The Gym One More Time ~
[junkiness] ~ The Bastardly Minute With... Melissa Tkautz ~
[bastardly] ~ Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Play Lesbian Lovers ~
[egotastic] ~ Jennifer Ellison 2007 Calendar Pictures ~
[popoholic] ~ A Vida Guerra Picture Moment ~
[hollywoodtuna] ~ Salma Hayek soaking wet ~
[horny oyster] ~ Kelly Brook's Lingerie Adventure ~
[derek hail]
She just never gets old, does she? Too damn hot.
I first ran across Diora in Playboy last year and now she's the "actress" in Chainsaw Massacre II. I think it's obvious what her "talents" are. Natural. Talents.
I first ran across Diora in Playboy last year and now she's the "actress" in Chainsaw Massacre II. I think it's obvious what her "talents" are. Natural. Talents.
Unfortunately, it's with a bra underneath, but she still doesn't fail to look unbelievable, as always.
That promiscuious ass with the heavenly Jessica heaving out of her dress as they hug.. A Teen Choice, for sure. Shit, I'm long past my teens and I'd take a spoonful of that.
~ Michael Jackson is a Transvestite ~
[celeb|itchy] ~ Kate Lawler is Talented... And Topless ~
[starpower.tv] ~ Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't a Slut ~
[junkiness] ~ Liz McLarnon in her Pink Undies. Aaaw! ~
[bastardly] ~ Erica Durance is Naked and Crying ~
[egotastic] ~ Rosario Dawson looks like shit ~
[popoholic]
[celeb|itchy] ~ Kate Lawler is Talented... And Topless ~
[starpower.tv] ~ Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't a Slut ~
[junkiness] ~ Liz McLarnon in her Pink Undies. Aaaw! ~
[bastardly] ~ Erica Durance is Naked and Crying ~
[egotastic] ~ Rosario Dawson looks like shit ~
[popoholic]
Even though she's been whoring it around town with her hair dresser in some horrific outfits lately and her lil surgically enhanced sister is gaining, and some say surpassed, her hotness.. Give the girl a nice pair of jeans and a camera and let the little dumbass go.. Still hot as ever..
Now, just how old is her nose now? That's gotta be coming up on a year any day now, right?
[Ed.Note: First off, I should say that there was no way I was going to review this album. Imagine my surprise when a little guy like me with a website entitled "Celebutaint" gets a cd in the mail with a pic of a bunch of pre teen girls called The Slumber Party Girls? If I were catholic, I would've went to confession. But instead, I just tried not to think of the uncomfortable thoughts I was having and handed off the cd to our resident Crappy Pop cd reviewer, The World Famous Sweepea. Enjoy.]
By: Sweepea
When I think of slumber parties, I think of sixth grade, pillow fights, and making myself sick by eating 32 marshmallows in a game of 'Fuzzy Bunny.' But in no way do I think of five sixteen-year-old girls singing about "playas" that they discovered in homeroom.
Unfortunately, I'm not making this up. The newly-formed pop group "The Slumber Party Girls" have their own Saturday morning television show as host of "KOL Secret Slumber Party" on CBS. (KOL is the kids' version of AOL, so this whole program is one big marketing tool already.) The show is actually more like a sandwich around animated and live-action shows, concluding with "Dance Revolution," a dance-off on which the SPG's serve as the house band.
Well, of course this meant that an album had to be made. Fittingly titled Dance Revolution, it is completely mindless but not in a fun way. Targeting 9 to 13-year-olds with their tart and pitchy sounds (even one of the tracks is called 'Bubblegum' -- a horrid, horrid song that should only be used for torture), the album's lyrics are badly lacking in any type of style.
Just as soon as I can get the Esquire pics up, this crappy/awesome scan from the upcoming Allure shoot comes screaming in, stealing thunder left and right. Can't wait to check out this when it finally hits..
[Ego]In case you couldn't tell from the watermark.
I love her body language when she's on the ground. Guess she likes to be dominated, which is ironic considering that as buff as she is, she could kick the living shit out of her 98 pound Aussie "Mr. Right Now While We Have A Hit TV Show In Paradise But You Wait Until We Get Cancelled And Get Back To The States And I Dump Your Little Ass." Man, isn't love beautiful? Just makes you smile.
I love her body language when she's on the ground. Guess she likes to be dominated, which is ironic considering that as buff as she is, she could kick the living shit out of her 98 pound Aussie "Mr. Right Now While We Have A Hit TV Show In Paradise But You Wait Until We Get Cancelled And Get Back To The States And I Dump Your Little Ass." Man, isn't love beautiful? Just makes you smile.
I know this is a pretty tame post for this site, but I realized tonight that I don't have any Melissa pics yet, so you get these. The hottest tv anchor in the world.. riding a bike.
~ I am - Mischa Barton's Ass of the Day ~
[drunkenstepfather] ~ Cameron Diaz Topless Pictures ~
[egotastic] ~ Odd Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Keanu Reeves ~
[hollyscoop] ~ Brittany Murphy Is Hot. Nothing Else To Report ~
[hollywoodtuna] ~ The Bastardly Minute With... Holly Valance ~
[the bastardly] ~ Jennifer Ellison's Breasts on Roller Skates ~
[popoholic]
[drunkenstepfather] ~ Cameron Diaz Topless Pictures ~
[egotastic] ~ Odd Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Keanu Reeves ~
[hollyscoop] ~ Brittany Murphy Is Hot. Nothing Else To Report ~
[hollywoodtuna] ~ The Bastardly Minute With... Holly Valance ~
[the bastardly] ~ Jennifer Ellison's Breasts on Roller Skates ~
[popoholic]
I don't know where she's disappeared to, but I miss this girl.. Too hot for school, baby.
Uh.. Drugs are bad kids.
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