August 2006 Archives

Eva Mendes is Nude in Flaunt Magazine

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Just Because: Rosario Dawson

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rosario-dawson-grind-house-01.jpg Nothing clever to say about this.. Rosario Dawson. Tongue. Panties. Nuff Said. [Popoholic]

Lindsay Lohan has a bunch of bikinis

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lohanbikinicollagetv9.jpg I haven't been on the whole Lindsay Lohan different Bikini Every Day posting, so I thought I'd just throw up this collage and make up for lost time.

WTF? Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Biel still hottest guy in the world

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Jessica Simpson is Perfect

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I didn't think it was possible, but I think she's finally found a way to be more perfect, (is that even a term? More perfect? Oh well..), by losing her voice. Thank god. [Fiddle of Gold]

Jeremy Piven shows Billy Bush the real Ari

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"You have potential as a real human being." That might be a stretch, but it is great to see Bush squirm. Go Pivs! Rug or not, you're still the best.

Hot Former Co-Worker of the Day: Lisa Dergen

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HS2003_051_Lisa_Dergan@Dirty_Bug.jpg I used to work on a little known game show on USA hosted by the one and only Ken Ober called SMUSH. It was a great concept that kind of fell flat as a game show. Long story short, Lisa was the hot girl cohost and I stumbled on this pic of her today and thought she deserved to get some CT love.

Marisa Miller: Still Perfection in Stuff Magazine

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Monday Morning Emmy Nip Slip

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I know this is probably the lamest nip slip since Peter Griffin's side boob, but it's Monday and even though the emmy's were last night, nothing really exciting happened, so you get this. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Fridays!

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Celebutaint Pop: Paris Hilton Album Review

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242.jpgBy: Sweepea "Stars Are Blind" ...But I'm Not Deaf We all know Paris Hilton as the media whore from the red carpets across the world, as well as her giggling along to a joke about Lindsay Lohan's red carpet, but did you know she could sing, too? Well, don't worry, she can't really. Or at least, not by any normal standards. Her debut album is out, cleverly entitled Paris - not only does she own the word "hot," but she now owns the name "Paris." (Move over, Michael Jackson's daughter.) And from the first song Turn it Up, you can tell that she'll never make a live concert appearance. Turn it Up starts with some nice beats and grooves, and then a whispery, sultry Paris sidles in. She doesn't sing until about 30 seconds in, and then it's so overly-synthesized and glammed up by backup singers, it could be anyone.

Celebutaint Pop: Paris Hilton Album Review

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242.jpg By: Sweepea: "Stars Are Blind" ...But I'm Not Deaf We all know Paris Hilton as the media whore from the red carpets across the world, as well as her giggling along to a joke about Lindsay Lohan's red carpet, but did you know she could sing, too? Well, don't worry, she can't really. Or at least, not by any normal standards. Her debut album is out, cleverly entitled Paris - not only does she own the word "hot," but she now owns the name "Paris." (Move over, Michael Jackson's daughter.) And from the first song Turn it Up, you can tell that she'll never make a live concert appearance.

Ashlee Simpson.. Sure Why Not?

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ashlee-simpson-purple-03.jpg This is crazy, but this girl is managing to pull this shit off. She's still untalented, but honestly, I've never even paid attention to anything besides her tits in the past. At least now you wouldn't have to duck when she turns her head ya know? [Ego]

Just Because: Brittany Murphy

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brittany_murphy_old_max_5_big.jpg You just know this girl is as crazy as a retarded inbred Rain Main, but I bet she'd be a good hate fuck. Just sayin. [Tuna]

Kristin Cavallari in Blender

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Adriana Lima Fridays!

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Lindsay Lohan Totally Has It All Together

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I don't really have anything to add to the pics, so I'm not going to draw on them or add my logo, but I figured you should see these wonderful shots of everyone's favorite underage coke snorting hooker/actress looking her best.

CONTEST: Win A Comedy Central Roast DVD!

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roast_promo2.jpg pamelaanderson.jpgIn honor of the Shatner Roast this weekend, Celebutaint is giving away a copy of The Roast of Pamela Anderson Uncensored!. Just send us an email to celebutaint@gmail.com with the subject line "PAM ROAST" and we will randomly choose the winner over the weekend. That's it, no essays or any of that dumb shit, just a freakin email and you get a free DVD sent to your house. As usual, we will not sell your emails or anything shitty like that. I might send you some good pr0n from time to time, but really, you can never have enough porn, right? Good Night & Good Luck, Taint Lovers!

Happy Tuesday from Heath & Michelle

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Betty White on The William Shatner Roast

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Click on image for vid, yo..

Natalie Portman gets Nipply

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natalie-portman-blonde-nippy-03.jpg [ego]

Celebutaint Pop: Paris Hilton - Fighting You

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STREAM "Fightin' Over Me" featuring Fat Joe and Jadakiss: - QT - WIN

Just Because: Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Heidi Klum in JANE

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Adriana Lima Fridays!

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Kristin Cavallari Bongo Ads

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kristin-cavallari08100604.jpg She may have a huge head, but damnit if I can't get enough of this girl. [Bunch more pics over at Bastardly]

Christina Aguilera on cover of Rolling Stone

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rollingstone_aug24_1155154925.jpg And just like I suspected, Tupac.. In Baghdad. I knew it.
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Just Because: Molly Sims

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Heidi Klum Almost Topless in Esquire

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heidi_klum_esquire_mag_3_big.jpg God damn, this girl just stays hot.. Even with her Barbra Wawa accent on Project Runway she just remains one the best ever. Period.
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[Tuna]

Why Not? Meat Loaf Behind The Scenes

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virgin-7-17_ml-p2v.jpg Not quite sold on this yet, but I was a huge Loaf fan growing up and he does have Steve Vai and Nikki Sixx involved, so who knows, could end up being cool. Either way, its a pretty good EPK to check out.. Meatloaf_cover_final_2.jpg
STREAM VIDEO:
--WIN-- --QT-- DOWNLOAD MUSIC:
--Meatloaf.net--

Jenna Fischer is Hot in Jane

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jenna-fischer-jane.jpg [ego]

Lindsay Lohan Rides Bike at Sunset Gower

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lohan080706_01.jpg I've been so sick of all these damn bikini shots that she has been posing for on her balcony at her beach house in MELIBU, (hence the no posting of them), but I gots to admit, the little coke whore looks pretty hot in these pics. Still, I miss the old days of those puppies poppin out of low hanging tanks and blouses, but I guess I'll take what I can get these days. [Socialite]
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Natalie Portman in UK Esquire

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Just Because: Kristin Cavallari

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Why Not? Paris Hilton MTV Music Special Teaser

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The P.A. with All American Rejects

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Sadly, this one doesn't have Jodie Sweetin giving Pants Off Dance Off advice, but it does have pork and you can never go wrong with pork.

Adriana Lima Fridays!

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Series Premieres Tuesday, August 15 At 10:30PM (ET) on FUSE.

Leelee Sobieski all grows up

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Jessica Simpson See Thru

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jessica-simpson-nipples-see-through-03.jpg [Ego]

Christina in GQ

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Circle Cirlce Dot Dot Megamix

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Vaughiston Caricature From John K.

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caric_flavor_001-718713.jpg Some of you probably remember him from Ren & Stimpy.. Pretty good lil drawring, me thinks.. [John K.]
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