I'm too lazy and hungover to post all the pics, but you can go here if you want to see more. I'm going to eat some more Pepto and probably throw up and die.
August 2006 Archives
I'm too lazy and hungover to post all the pics, but you can go here if you want to see more. I'm going to eat some more Pepto and probably throw up and die.
Nothing clever to say about this.. Rosario Dawson. Tongue. Panties. Nuff Said.
[Popoholic]
I haven't been on the whole Lindsay Lohan different Bikini Every Day posting, so I thought I'd just throw up this collage and make up for lost time.
I used to work on a little known game show on USA hosted by the one and only Ken Ober called SMUSH. It was a great concept that kind of fell flat as a game show. Long story short, Lisa was the hot girl cohost and I stumbled on this pic of her today and thought she deserved to get some CT love.
By: Sweepea
"Stars Are Blind" ...But I'm Not Deaf
We all know Paris Hilton as the media whore from the red carpets across the world, as well as her giggling along to a joke about Lindsay Lohan's red carpet, but did you know she could sing, too? Well, don't worry, she can't really. Or at least, not by any normal standards.
Her debut album is out, cleverly entitled Paris - not only does she own the word "hot," but she now owns the name "Paris." (Move over, Michael Jackson's daughter.) And from the first song Turn it Up, you can tell that she'll never make a live concert appearance.
Turn it Up starts with some nice beats and grooves, and then a whispery, sultry Paris sidles in. She doesn't sing until about 30 seconds in, and then it's so overly-synthesized and glammed up by backup singers, it could be anyone.
By: Sweepea:
"Stars Are Blind" ...But I'm Not Deaf
We all know Paris Hilton as the media whore from the red carpets across the world, as well as her giggling along to a joke about Lindsay Lohan's red carpet, but did you know she could sing, too? Well, don't worry, she can't really. Or at least, not by any normal standards.
Her debut album is out, cleverly entitled Paris - not only does she own the word "hot," but she now owns the name "Paris." (Move over, Michael Jackson's daughter.) And from the first song Turn it Up, you can tell that she'll never make a live concert appearance.
This is crazy, but this girl is managing to pull this shit off. She's still untalented, but honestly, I've never even paid attention to anything besides her tits in the past. At least now you wouldn't have to duck when she turns her head ya know?
[Ego]
You just know this girl is as crazy as a retarded inbred Rain Main, but I bet she'd be a good hate fuck. Just sayin.
[Tuna]
In honor of the Shatner Roast this weekend, Celebutaint is giving away a copy of The Roast of Pamela Anderson Uncensored!.
Just send us an email to celebutaint@gmail.com with the subject line "PAM ROAST" and we will randomly choose the winner over the weekend. That's it, no essays or any of that dumb shit, just a freakin email and you get a free DVD sent to your house.
As usual, we will not sell your emails or anything shitty like that. I might send you some good pr0n from time to time, but really, you can never have enough porn, right?
Good Night & Good Luck, Taint Lovers!
She may have a huge head, but damnit if I can't get enough of this girl.
[Bunch more pics over at Bastardly]
And just like I suspected, Tupac.. In Baghdad. I knew it.
God damn, this girl just stays hot.. Even with her Barbra Wawa accent on Project Runway she just remains one the best ever. Period.
Not quite sold on this yet, but I was a huge Loaf fan growing up and he does have Steve Vai and Nikki Sixx involved, so who knows, could end up being cool. Either way, its a pretty good EPK to check out..
STREAM VIDEO:
--WIN-- --QT-- DOWNLOAD MUSIC:
--Meatloaf.net--
I've been so sick of all these damn bikini shots that she has been posing for on her balcony at her beach house in MELIBU, (hence the no posting of them), but I gots to admit, the little coke whore looks pretty hot in these pics. Still, I miss the old days of those puppies poppin out of low hanging tanks and blouses, but I guess I'll take what I can get these days.
[Socialite]
Some of you probably remember him from Ren & Stimpy.. Pretty good lil drawring, me thinks..
[John K.]
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