Celebutaint: July 2006 Archives

Just Because: Jennifer Love Hewitt

By celebutaint on July 31, 2006 3:22 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Adriana Lima Fridays!

By celebutaint on July 28, 2006 11:28 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Molly Sims in a Bikini

By celebutaint on July 27, 2006 2:18 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Saw this fine piece of hotness a couple of weeks ago while eating dinner and wouldn't you know it, she was freakin' hot.. Who woulda thunk it, right? [Bastardly]

Just Because: Scarlett Johansson

By celebutaint on July 26, 2006 3:00 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Almost.. Almost.. Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple Slip

By celebutaint on July 26, 2006 2:33 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Ego]

Just Because: Jenny McCarthy and Her Sisters

By celebutaint on July 25, 2006 11:05 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[ICYDK]

Celebutaint Pop: Paris Hilton

By celebutaint on July 24, 2006 3:13 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Why Not? She may not be able to service a man without answering her cell phone, but for being a fart in mitten, she's not a completely horrible pop singer. Now that's a quote I hope makes the cd cover.

STREAM "Stars Are Blind": - QT HI - QT LO - WIN HI - WIN HI

Suddenly I Want to Buy a Cell Phone

By celebutaint on July 21, 2006 2:38 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Tuna]

Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on July 21, 2006 2:26 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Suddenly I'm Thristy for a Coke

By celebutaint on July 20, 2006 1:45 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[More Pics over @ GorillaMask]

Evangeline Lilly is Hot in MexiMaxim

By celebutaint on July 20, 2006 12:12 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Again. Nuff Said.

[ICYDK]

Ashlee Simpson.. Sure Why Not?

By celebutaint on July 20, 2006 12:02 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Nose Job? Check.
Big Boobs? Check.
Long Tongue? Check.
Talented? Big Boobs. [ego]

Kristin Cavallari: Multitasker

By celebutaint on July 19, 2006 2:12 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[GossipRocks]

Joel Siegel Can Suck A Donkey Dick

By celebutaint on July 19, 2006 2:07 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

From Page Six: DON'T joke about women, donkeys and bestiality if you expect Joel Siegel to watch your movie. That's what director Kevin Smith found out when the pun-loving "Good Morning America" film critic stormed out of a press screening of Smith's "Clerks II," which opens Friday - an act that's sparked a vicious war of words between the two.

"Time to go!" roared Siegel to his fellow critics. "First movie I've walked out of in 30 [bleeping] years!" His tirade came 40 minutes into the long-awaited Weinstein Company sequel to Smith's 1994 cult classic about two foul-mouthed Long Island convenience store clerks who razz customers and goof off.

In the scene that sent Siegel to the exit, the characters graphically discuss hiring a woman to perform sexual favors on a donkey. Siegel told Page Six: "It was so foul and mean and repulsive. I finally realized I could not say anything positive . . . I wasn't ready for this kind of smut . . . I hope he doesn't make any more movies."

An apoplectic Smith fired back on his MySpace blog: "Getting a bad review from Siegel is like a badge of honor. This is the guy who stole his mustachioed-critic shtick from Gene Shalit years ago, and still refuses to give it back. This is a guy who seemingly prides himself on his own nyuk-nyuk wordplay. For 'Pirates 2,' he made us all titter with 'Yo, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Fun' . . . He made us squeal with delight when he wrote, 'Wheelie Good Time for "Cars." ' I mean, Fozzy [bleeping] Bear laughs at this guy."

And there's more: "I don't need Joel Siegel to [bleep] my [bleep] the way he apparently [bleeps] M. Night Shyamalan's, gushing over his flick ['The Lady in the Water'] before he's even seen it, but [bleep] man, man - how about a little common [bleeping] courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don't like it. Cardinal rule of moviegoing: Shut your [bleeping] mouth while the movie's playing.

"I don't come down to your job and slap the taste out of your mouth for coming up with a line like, ' "Shark Tale" Is a Halibut Good Time' - so don't [bleep] with my stuff while it's still screening . . . What are you, a 12-year-old boy cutting loose with your pals at a Friday night screening of 'Scary Movie' 4' while your parents are in a theater down the hall watching 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Leave the diva-like behavior and drama-queen antics to the movie stars, not the movie reviewer, ya' rude-ass [bleep]."

Jessica Simpson Fellates an Ice Cream Cone

By celebutaint on July 19, 2006 1:52 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

'Nuff Said.

Blowin' Up to a Better You with Jamie & Stu

By celebutaint on July 19, 2006 12:24 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

60 Second version of Infomercial

Parts I and II of the Full Infomercial.. Funny Shit

Part III after the Jump Yo...

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Buys Groceries

By celebutaint on July 18, 2006 4:10 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Alright Alright... Avril is still Hot

By celebutaint on July 18, 2006 4:07 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

But I'm still not happy about the damn marriage to that guy from Sum 52.

Celebutaint Pop: Joanna Covers Dashboard Confessionals

By celebutaint on July 18, 2006 1:11 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Not sure if this is a glowing review or not, but Stereogum calls Joanna "surprisingly likeable." I just think she's hot and the song isn't half bad. Maybe surprisingly likeable is a pretty accurate take after all. Enjoy...

STREAM: "Screaming Infidelities": - WIN - REAL

Kate Beckinsale is Too Hot

By celebutaint on July 18, 2006 11:13 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

This is just ridiculous.. I'm not sure what I'm going to do if this girl gets any finer. Well, I have a few ideas, but nothing concrete yet. [ICYDK]

Christina See Thru

By celebutaint on July 18, 2006 11:08 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Not sure if she even owns anything anymore that isn't see thru. Not complaining. Just Sayin. [Ego]

Avril Lavigne gets married; Suddenly less Hot

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 3:00 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Rosario Dawson Pokies

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 2:50 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

The Real Optimus Prime

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 1:10 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Mischa Barton's Nipple Slippage

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 12:30 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

--NSFW image after jump--

Joss Stone likes Dogs; Wears Purple Thong

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 12:22 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

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Jessica Biel has a new Haircut; Carries things

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 12:15 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Smart.]

Marisa Miller Bikini Pics

By celebutaint on July 17, 2006 12:00 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Pop]

Just Because: Angelina Jolie

By celebutaint on July 14, 2006 2:36 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Like a need a freakin' reason to post pics of AJ.. Just always dug this shot. I think she did sign to do some movie where she saves the world from itself or something. Maybe it was RAMBO IV. Not really sure. Don't read too good.

Nikki Cox: Still Hot, but turning into a Bobblehead

By celebutaint on July 14, 2006 12:31 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

This girl used to be ridiculously hot and she's still way above your average celebuslut, but for the love of god someone needs to give this girl some freakin food. I just get so damn angry when these punks just keep withering away into tits on a stick. Not that I'm against tits on a stick as a treat once in awhile, but you have to also eat healthy meals too. [Ego]

Adriana Lima Fridays!

By celebutaint on July 14, 2006 11:50 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Xtina See-Thru Strut

By celebutaint on July 13, 2006 2:41 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Tuna]

Not Sure What the Hell Nutfest is...

By celebutaint on July 12, 2006 1:20 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

But I'm damn sure I won't be attending.

Celebutaint Pop: Oakenfold & Brittany Murphy

By celebutaint on July 11, 2006 11:33 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

That's right.. Brittany Murphy and Oakenfold did a song together and it's not that bad. If you like electronic music from the P. Diddy of trance then you'll probably dig this track. And I gotta admit, this little crazy minx sounds pretty damn good. AUDIO:
QT - REAL - WIN VIDEO:
QT 450 - WIN 450
QT 700 - WIN 700 Tour Dates
7/7 - Scottsdale, AZ - Myst
7/11 - Denver, CO - Vinyl
7/12 - Salt Lake City, UT - In The Venue
7/19 - Stateline, NV - Montbleu Resort
7/21 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
7/22 - Los Angeles, CA - Giant Village

Celebutaint Pop: Oakenfold & Brittany Murphy

By celebutaint on July 11, 2006 11:33 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

That's right.. Brittany Murphy and Oakenfold did a song together and it's not that bad. If you like electronic music from the P. Diddy of trance then you'll probably dig this track. And I gotta admit, this little crazy minx sounds pretty damn good. AUDIO:
QT - REAL - WIN VIDEO:
QT - WIN Tour Dates
7/7 - Scottsdale, AZ - Myst
7/11 - Denver, CO - Vinyl
7/12 - Salt Lake City, UT - In The Venue
7/19 - Stateline, NV - Montbleu Resort
7/21 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
7/22 - Los Angeles, CA - Giant Village

Hey Pop Culture Celebutaints!

By celebutaint on July 10, 2006 5:28 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Don't forget to check out The World Series of Pop Culture on VH1 tonight at 10.. Looks like some good quality tv goodness. God knows I know more about pop culture that I do about most other cultures. And that includes, but not limited to The Mayan Culture, Throat Cultures and The Culture Club.