June 2006 Archives
Hot Damn. That's really all I can muster right now. Hot. Damn.
[More shots over @ Tuna]
She's no Jessica Simpson, but right now I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing really..
[More shots at Tuna]
Well, with Summer in full swing, now we can start getting down to business. Celebs in bikinis. And thank god for our wonderful British Bombshell Keira Knightley for starting it off with a nice see-thru-when-wet top.
[More shots over @ Ego]
...Pretty much sucks. Love the cancer wig, BTDub.
[See the rest here ->> MonkeyMask]
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Yeah, I know it doesn't make me any better that I'm reposting the pic, but hey, what can I say? I'm a pervert with a soapbox to sound my barbaric YAWP of pervertedness over the roofs of the world.
[Ego]
She's done Videos.. She's done "Movies".. She's done TV.. She's made "Music"... Also, she's done most of the Western seaboard but even though her necklace says "PORN," she's never officially done porn. Not officially.
Wow.. I'll let you know when I find the rest of the photoshoot.
UPDATE: Weird.. They just used the same pic from December 2005 Arena and flipped it.. Oh well. It's still hot.
We at Celebutaint have a soft spot in our hearts and a hard spot in our, oh nevermind, for chick pop groups. What is about a young girl and a guitar anyhow? Oh well.. So, in the interest of completing our journey into completely selling out to The Man, we will be bringing you some goodies from some of newest stuff coming out. Enjoy... First off is Lillix's new single "Sweet Temptation" from the latest album Inside the Hollow. This one is produced by Jeff Saltzman (The Killers) and James Michael (Alanis Morrissette, Motley Crue). So expect lots of eye liner on this one for sure. Here be the streams: Quicktime 128K - Quicktime 56K RealAudio 128K - Real Audio 56K WMA 128K - WMA 56K
We at Celebutaint have a soft spot in our hearts and a hard spot in our, oh nevermind, for chick pop groups. What is about a young girl and a guitar anyhow? Oh well.. So, in the interest of completing our journey into completely selling out to The Man, we will be bringing you some goodies from some of newest stuff coming out. Enjoy... First off is Lillix's new single "Sweet Temptation" from the latest album Inside the Hollow. This one is produced by Jeff Saltzman (The Killers) and James Michael (Alanis Morrissette, Motley Crue). So expect lots of eye liner on this one for sure. Here be the streams: Quicktime 128K
Quicktime 56K RealAudio 128K
Real Audio 56K WMA 128K
WMA 56K
Taking out a fake ad in Variety without even stating that it's related to a show or anything. Nice.
Since the bastards at 20 Century Crotch won't let me have my Borat trailer and his wonderful sister lovin' ways then I give you these live videos of cars and stuff in Kazakhstan.. Later.
[ICYDK]
Counting down the day til this badboy hits the screen and can I just say that Rosario Dawson rocks the world I just stumble around half-drunk in. God Damn. Sigh.
[AICN]
I know it's not a half-naked girl or some Hollywood trash story.. This is just some plain awesomeness. I am a admitted Michael Bayniac (just made that up) and can't wait until this thing comes out. It is going to rock! Plus I knew the black and blue colors would look sweet here on CT.
[AICN]
I like porn. I like the show Supergroup on VH1. Wouldn't you know it, 2 great tastes that taste great together. Let me sell out once again to the promotional gods and offer you this tease from this Sunday's upcoming show..
Tera Patrick, wife of Evan Seinfeld and Maria Bierk, wife of Sebastian Bach posing for a nice pic. You can click it for a larger version. Pervert.
Listen, I like Jamie Kennedy.. Love Bob Saget and you can't deny the hit power of this track. Now, the show itself is the definition of hit and miss. Especially that little punk with Jamie, but you can't help Jamie trying to help out his little buddy from high school or whatever. God knows without a famous friend he'd probably be working the potato cuttin' machine at In and Out. Whatever.. The song is the shit and I promise to help promote some iTunes shit in too because I'm an Apple Whore, so Enjoy...
Download Rollin With Saget MP3 hERe.
Find episodes of Blowin' Up on iTunes HerE.
Video Podcasts heRE.
Or buy some Toons from Steve Jobs and Jamie Kennedy HeRe.
[And for all those who think CT has sold out to The Man, you win a free Double Whopper from Carl's Jr. Bitch.]
Well, maybe I'm a little jealous, but the fact remains that this guy is a douchebag.
She's not even 20 yet yo.. Now I'm a repulsively dirty "not really old" man and I'm steadiily getting turned off from this thing here. Yeah, I know she's almost Post-Teen, but really, she might as well be ThirtySomething the way she's "blown" her way through her adolescence and acted all (Peruvian) flaky by not showing up to interviews because she's "sick" (of being out of drugs)... Man, all this eluding to drugs has made me completely lose my train of thought. Lindsay, I miss you're underage ass and I'm not afraid to admit it. Well, I'm a little afraid, but only because I know that Bush and the NSA totally monitor this shit and I'm not a 14-year-old girl from Idaho as my chatroom name "HelloKitty92" says.
I gotta go. I have an a/s/l meeting to get to...
If this whole "being divorced" and "managed by a creepy dad" with a "ugly duckling little sister who is surgically cutting her way to Swanland" doesn't work out, at least she can always move to Africa and join a tribe without even missing a beat. Of course they'd have to deal with her constant questioning whether bat dung is chicken or fish, but hey, she's hot and I think even in primitive societies that's gotta go for something.
Borat is such a lucky fellow.. This girl has to be the coolest girl on the planet.
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