May 2006 Archives

Just Because: Kate Winslet

By celebutaint on May 31, 2006 12:03 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Hot Taint of the Day

By celebutaint on May 26, 2006 4:40 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Adriana Lima Fridays!!

By celebutaint on May 26, 2006 11:40 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Taylor Hicks has a Bright Future

By celebutaint on May 25, 2006 1:32 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
rubenpoetryconvention.jpg If the amazing success of American Idol's former champion Ruben Studdard is any indication, the next couple of years is going to be a whirlwind of press, tours and hit albums, culminating in the ultimate arena to showcase your talent.. The International Society of Poets Convention.. With that dreamy Tony Orlando no less. Whoever said that American Idol doesn't lead to where the roads are paved with gold and all your dreams come true just doesn't understand the power of beating a 90 lb. closeted gay boy on a national TV talent show. [Poetry.com]

Lindsay Lohan: Still looking like a 40 year old divorcee

By celebutaint on May 24, 2006 6:15 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Oh, to be 19 and a crackhead.
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Ashton Kutcher Preparing for Role in Chicago Bears Superfans film

By celebutaint on May 23, 2006 3:26 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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And just because I can.. Here's a quick video of the Bears Fight Song sung the only way it should be. Drunk and in someone's face.
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Elton John Loves Cannes Reporters

By celebutaint on May 23, 2006 3:19 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
Hold me closer tiny dancer, but shut the shit up, Fuckwit. [Found and immediately ripped off from Blue Suede Jacuzzi]

Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano & Super Mario Belvedere?

By celebutaint on May 23, 2006 2:10 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
There's only a few reasons why Al Gore invented the internet. To lower the percentage of underage nudie mag shoplifting by making porn only a mouse click away and so that we can watch old videos like this. If this shit isn't the Taint in Hollywood, well I don't know what is.

Brandon Davis is a CelebuTAINT

By celebutaint on May 22, 2006 2:39 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
Was planning on staying out of this whole Fat Douchebag vs. Firecrotch saga, but I always like when people get berated outside of clubs by crazy uberfans. She pretty much hits all the hot buttons on him though. Unearned money, slimy bastard, dumped by Mischa Barton (HA).. Enjoy.. NSFW language. If you have somehow been trapped under a rockslide or lost inside Cortney Love's vagina for the past week you can view the original crapterpiece by this fuckball monkey fart after the jump.

Adriana Lima Fridays

By celebutaint on May 19, 2006 11:58 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Michael Jackson's Dream Guy?

By celebutaint on May 18, 2006 3:26 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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[ Kaleidoscope via the cool hunter]

Kristin Cavallari: Enormous Head. Still Hot.

By celebutaint on May 18, 2006 2:03 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Just Because: Elisha Cuthbert

By celebutaint on May 18, 2006 2:00 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Photoshop Taint of the Day

By celebutaint on May 17, 2006 2:34 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Still Hot: Jenny McCarthy

By celebutaint on May 17, 2006 2:28 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Christina Aguilera in GQ

By celebutaint on May 16, 2006 2:06 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
cagq (5).jpg Remember how people used to wonder who was better, Britney or Christina? Christina won.
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[More pics over @ GorillaMask]

Christina Aguilera in GQ

By celebutaint on May 16, 2006 2:06 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
cagq (5).jpg Remember how people used to wonder who was better, Britney or Christina? Christina won.
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Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on May 12, 2006 2:48 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Charlotte Church is Talented

By celebutaint on May 12, 2006 2:00 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Britney Spears: Fat

By celebutaint on May 10, 2006 12:43 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
Also Pregnant Again.

Charlie Sheen knows how to Spend his Money

By celebutaint on May 10, 2006 12:27 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
021204-cheerleaders-back-5.jpg Been meaning to talk about the god amongst men that is Charlie Sheen lately with all his misplaced racial epitaphs, teenage porn habits, and gambling whilst driving jawboned wifey to the hospital to have their little Sheener, but how could I resist the chance to put up a pic of some cheerleaders asses, right? Long Story Short: Pimp. Jail. Says Chuckie S. paid $20,000 for Professional Stitutes to dress up like cheerleaders. I see nothing wrong with that except for $20K, they better have been real high school cheerleaders, cause just a couple of minutes on Craigslist and I could have you a couple at your door for about $250. But I understand, Charlie probably doesn't like to use the computer for anything other than emailing pics of his schlong to people on myspace. Totally understood. [PageSix]
[Defamer Charlie Sheen Archive]

Just Because: Mary Louise Parker

By celebutaint on May 9, 2006 6:02 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Emmanuelle in Entourage?

By celebutaint on May 9, 2006 12:09 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
Krista-Allen-02.jpg So, she starts in out in space in soft core then becomes Clooney's go-to girl when the young tang is getting annoying. And the bastard, (read: god), didn't even invite her to his 45th Bday bash in Vegas. Ha. So, what does she do? Hooks up with the Rugmeister himself, Jeremy Piven. Ha. Maybe she can secure herself a role on the show where she plays a hot single mom whose trying to make it in the biz without resorting to the her porn past. Oh wait, Clooney already had her do that in Unscripted. Guess there's always PCU2. [PageSix]

Samaire Armstrong in Stuff

By celebutaint on May 9, 2006 2:41 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
sastuff2.jpg When I'm not busy stalking her at Kinko's, I'm busy wishing she'd take off that goddamn wig on The OC and maybe get back on Entourage so that at least I know there's a chance she'd get naked. Until then, enjoy... [More Pics over @ GorillaMask]

Seeing Red with Jessica Simpson

By celebutaint on May 8, 2006 1:54 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Holy Shit.

Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on May 5, 2006 2:18 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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Tony Soprano knocked off Scooter by Taxi

By celebutaint on May 4, 2006 2:40 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
Joe_James_01.jpg As if we needed any more proof that Actors is Actors and Mobsters is Mobsters, James Gandolfini was galavanting around NYC yesterday on his Vespa, (no doubt out shopping for scarves for his boyfriend), and was knocked to his large italian ass by a speeding taxi. I'm not even sure if Vito would be seen on a scooter in public as he's into handlebar mustachioed New Hampshire volunteer fireman/fry cooks that look like Morgan Spurlock. [Daily News]

Just Because: Shania Twain

By celebutaint on May 4, 2006 2:13 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks
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