Celebutaint: April 2006 Archives

Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on April 28, 2006 2:33 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

The Obsession Continues... Sarah Shahi

By celebutaint on April 27, 2006 2:46 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Name That Taint: Volume III

By celebutaint on April 26, 2006 2:10 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Hint: She used to be Thirteen, but now she's Down in the Valley in Cannes with Ed Norton. Click More Taint for the Answer...

Just Because: Jennifer Love Hewitt

By celebutaint on April 26, 2006 2:02 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

What Happens in Vegas...

By celebutaint on April 26, 2006 2:01 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

...Stacy Keibler. I may be getting the quote wrong, but I don't care. [GorillaMask]

The Obsession Continues... Sarah Shahi

By celebutaint on April 25, 2006 2:30 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Natalie Portman's Dress is See Thru

By celebutaint on April 25, 2006 2:01 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

So, Natalie Portman rides that line between being just unbearably cute and unbelievably hot and I suppose the fact that she did a nude scene and then promptly had it destroyed makes her a tease. That's not saying the the remaining film wasn't pretty nice, but she's still a tease and nobody NOBODY likes a tease. That's all there is to it. Well, she continues to tease right here. The clothing equivelant of giving a guy blue balls. --More Natalie Nipplage alongside an aging supermodel after the jump--

Avril Lavigne is Talented

By celebutaint on April 24, 2006 2:56 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Not only can she wear matching workout clothes and operate a cell phone and manage to carry a large bag even though she's a Canuck munchkin who used to be a pop punk singstress and is now a tiny little unbelievably hot thing that just manages to get photographed everywhere just looking hot and such. I mean seriously, look at that ass will ya? Damn.

Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on April 21, 2006 2:26 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

(In case you aren't as versed in the Limaparts as most of us are, there's another pic of her from this shoot after the jump.)

The Obsession Continues... Sarah Shahi

By celebutaint on April 19, 2006 2:54 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Instead of exerting all the effort to post multiple pictures of Sarah, I'm going to just post a new one every day for awhile until I'm over her. Maybe this way, she can remain in my heart for longer than a week. Maybe.

Isla Fisher in GQ

By celebutaint on April 18, 2006 1:20 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

There's just something about this girl that drives me crazy.. Dunno what it is. Red hair? Maybe. Good Body? Maybe. Played a completely psychotic clingy girlfriend in Wedding Crashers? Definitely. That has to be it. Can't even consider a girl unless she's got that crazy "I might possibly kill and eat you in your sleep if you break my heart" look in her eyes and Isla, my dear, you have that look. And I love you for it.

Scarlett Johansson + Bikini = Yawn

By celebutaint on April 18, 2006 12:45 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

I know I'm in the minority here, (God knows how long I've been trying to be "in" a minority), but I think these pics of Scarlett only manage to confirn my belief that this chick is only 2 Sprinkles Cupcakes away from being Kelly Osborne. Nonetheless, she is a girl. In a bikini. Wet. Regardless if her breasts do look fake in the shot on the right, (and yes, I know that we've been told they're not, but who the fuck knows anymore?), she's still kinda hot right now when you don't look directly at her Haylie Duff Nose Starter Kit. And don't get me started on that freakin bikini from 1987. Nice print. [Snagged shots from Hollywood Tuna]

Gisele has a Polaroid Moment in GQ

By celebutaint on April 18, 2006 2:01 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

My Newest Obsession: Sarah Shahi

By celebutaint on April 17, 2006 5:36 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

So, last week they didn't show The Office but instead some new show called Teachers. Show sucked, but something or should I say someone caught my eye. There was this funny, hot girl on there and in one of the scenes she was in these bright red spandex workout pants that were un-fruckin believable. Well, then later I'm thumbing through OK! Magazine, (good shitter material I get for free from work), and there she is again. Now, guess she used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader and she's also on The L Word. Suddenly, I'm hooked. She's everything Eva LongHOria wishes she was. Perfect body from head to toe. I'm just going to post this one pic right now because I'm at work and if I get caught posting half naked pictures of chicks again, they may take away my Beemer, so I'll try and throw some more up when I gets home. Later...

Jesus Christ

By celebutaint on April 17, 2006 3:07 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

[Velvet Hot Tub]

Just Because: Maria Menounos

By celebutaint on April 17, 2006 2:45 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Happy Easter from Celebutaint and Heidi Klum

By celebutaint on April 14, 2006 2:14 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Lindsay Lohan: Still Thumbworthy

By celebutaint on April 14, 2006 2:13 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Even though she looks like this most of the time now...

She's still Thumbworthy.

[Bricks and Stones via Derek Hail]

Lindsay Lohan: Still Thumbworthy

By celebutaint on April 14, 2006 2:13 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Even though she looks like this most of the time now...

She's still Thumbworthy.

[Bricks and Stones]

Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on April 14, 2006 2:13 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Jessica Biel Challenges the Power of the Flash Bulb; Loses

By celebutaint on April 14, 2006 2:04 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Kristin at the Kids Choice Awards

By celebutaint on April 12, 2006 2:14 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

God. Damn.

Just Because: Nicky Hilton & Her Ass

By celebutaint on April 12, 2006 2:01 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Jessica Simpson Illustates Three Phases of No Underwear Posing

By celebutaint on April 11, 2006 3:36 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

1. Stop and Pose - Be Excited About It
2. Slowly Enter Vehicle - Look Off Into Distance
3. Turn and Flaunt Ass - Work It, Work It, Own It

Post #100: Kristin Cavallari Illustrates Three Phases of Cleavage

By celebutaint on April 11, 2006 2:03 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

1. Front Boob
2. Side Boob
3. Leaning Over Boobs

Adriana Lima Fridays!!!

By celebutaint on April 7, 2006 2:39 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Eva Longoria: Still Biggest Ho on Earth

By celebutaint on April 6, 2006 8:06 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Hm.. I so wanna say that her twat is big enough to drive that truck into, but I'm a bigger person than that.

Hot or Cute? Sophia Bush

By celebutaint on April 6, 2006 2:57 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

I guess this girl got divorced from Chad Michael Vincent or some guy a couple weeks ago and now he got some 18-year-old extra from his show pregnant while his ex-wife is still his co-star. Now, besides this guy being possibly one of the greatest men in the history of ever, I can't figure out if Wife #1 was hot or not? Please help...

Even Wearing Shag Carpet, Jennifer Love Hewitt: Hot

By celebutaint on April 6, 2006 2:54 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Emma Griffiths in MAXIM UK

By celebutaint on April 6, 2006 2:36 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Think I might just change the name o this site to "I Don't Know Who This Chick Is, But..." because that always seems to be the case, huh? Well, I keep running into this hot little brunette British number all over the so-called information superhighway and figured I'd drop a couple of her luscious pics up and just let them speak for themselves. Even if it is with a crappy cockneyed accent..

Hilary Swank might have the Nicest Breasts I've Ever Seen on a Man

By celebutaint on April 6, 2006 2:30 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Erica Durance in FHM

By celebutaint on April 6, 2006 2:22 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Don't know who the hell this chick is.. I know I always say that, but I don't watch teen shit tv shows. Well, except The O.C. and is LOST considered a teen show? What about Blues Clues? Or Hotel Erotica? Well, maybe I do, but I still don't know who this silicone-chested semi-hot twenty-something adjective-adjective girl is and that's that. [More over at Save Manny]