Sometimes life is just weird.. I get up today and as I'm thumbing through Variety, I see another ad for HUFF on Showtime and see the incredible Paget Brewster. Now, I've been a fan of hers for years. Even before Andy Richter Controls The Universe and she's just one of those lucky women who has actually gotten hotter the older she's gotten. So, I set out on the old interweb picture search to see what I can dig up and come up pretty empty handed, but then as luck would have it, our good friends over at Egotastic are fans and have pics of her up today and talking about here appearance on Conan last night, (again reminding me that I should be Tivoing that and I don't know why I keep putting it off), and she was talking about posing for Playboy. Oh. My. Lord. That would be nice. So, I'm totally snagging a couple of his pics for this post. He's got some nice lingerie shots from HUFF. Hope you enjoy.
[He's got tons of more grabs and even a video, (which unfortunately I can't watch because I'm at work as I post this), over at
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How can I stay mad at her for not taking off her clothes when she continues to look so goddamn hot in all these pics. I guess I can wait. Sigh.
Now, J Love could learn a thing from this other steamy brunette with perfect boobs. Take off your damn top in an "arty" movie where "the role called for it" and it "expanded the character" and somehow still keep her Disney cred at the same time. I mean, look at this girl. Damn. Oh, and rent HAVOC. You'll thank me later.
Haven't seen too much of Stacy here since that dancy show ended and that's a shame. I mean, really, you can't ever have too much of this girl can you?
(This week with Ana Beatriz Barros)
I know there's all this talk about Love doing Playboy to try and squelch the good girl image she's gotten over the year's with her prudish behavior towards frontal nudity-type activities, and I also know that it would be the next best thing since blowjob parties if it were true.. But it'aint. I think we've got to come to grips with the fact that we may never see the biggest bestest boobies ever stuck on a Disney chick ever. Hohan, she is not. At least we'll always have sexy shots of her in various stages of nearly undress. And donkey porn. Let's not forget donkey porn. Never Forget Donkey Porn.
Not sure what it is with all these fat chicks lately, but someone needs to put a stop to it. For christ's sake, look at what she used to look like.. It's a shame.
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Well, they aren't always going to be this easy... Teeth, Nose, Chin.. That pretty much lists their collective abilities. Did I mention the teeth and the nose and the chin? Oh yeah, I did. It's right there.
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As I head into my 3rd week of illness, I feel like I'm 13 again and home sick with mono, except now I'm too old to lay on the couch all day and watch Transformers. Now I have to go to work and suck it up in my fucking cubicle of Hell. Oh well. I promise to get better and get back to bringing you worthless pieces of celebutainted goodness soon. Until then, P for Portman.
[More Premiere pics over at 
Hint: She's in a movie which is a ripoff of The Twelfth Night which is a blatant ripoff of Just One of the Guys.
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I think I'm going to start trying to capture the mood of each photo of her in the Adriana Lima Fridays pics. I think this one says "I wish you'd come back to me and I hate thick fabrics." You Try...
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I know most of you kids don't remember all the way back to 2004, but there was a time when BritBrit wasn't a fat cheeto-eatin' slobbenly dressed redneck who wears only flip flops.. that is, when she isn't flopping around barefoot and popping out new member(s) to The Future Bastards of America Club, but indeed my dear children, there was. If I had a boot fetish, (and I do not have a "boot" fetish), these would probably do the trick.
