Kelly Cuoco is a Teenage Daughter I would Like to Date

I don't like sitcoms. They're stupid and corny and predictable. I mean, right now, there is some crappy sitcom on in the background as I post this, but that doesn't count because I'm not really watching it anyway. I'm typing this. And really it's only on because I want to see what lines they'll give Barney this week. I mean, come on, NPH is the shit. Go ahead, say something bad about Doogie, and you'll have me to deal with. Where the hell was I? Oh. Kelly Cuoco, star of 8 Reasons Why To Cancel A Sitcom When Jack Tripper Dies, is hot. I think that's all I was attempting to get across here. I don't really remember now. But she is and I'm just going to leave it at that.